Eat a Cookie Hall of Fame: Sarah Winchester

The Real Housewives of Orange County have really outdone themselves this season....but having just worked in the OC for almost two years, I know where all this nuttiness comes from. There's nothing to do in Orange County.

So, anyway, really, all those OC biznatches are skinny skinny skinny--proof that alcohol calories are not the same as cupcake calories. Unless you're consuming Cupcake Vineyard wine...which is a whole other, delicious discussion.  But recently, a new twig has fallen from the bat-shit-crazy  tree and landed in Newport Beach--Sarah Winchester.

Like her namesake, this Housewife is ba-na-nas.

And ridiculously, undesirably skinny.  Which really confuses me. Even Alexis Bellino, whose weight is misleadingly high as a result of inflated boobs and her honker nose (that no doctor apparently can fix), could take this Sarah on in a highly-produced cat fight.  But these broads just let the Sarah insane train keep on coming.

Sarah broke a piece of sugar bow off of Heather's cake last week.  My first thoughts: 1. No, she didn't. She does not eat. This is fake. 2. Heather doesn't eat anyway, so who cares what's missing from this hideous cake better off at a Sweet 16?

Anyway, I digress.

No One Likes a Skinny Girl salutes you Sarah--you don't make shockingly bone thin look good, but you do a GREAT job with totally nuts.

Those are the dead eyes of a woman who could use a 100-Calorie Pack. Stat.