The very talented, absurdly skinny Leann Rimes!
Little Miss Leann used to be so cute. Remember her? Cherubic cheeked and puppy-dog blue eyes. Bluuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeee oooh ooooh oooooh oooh. Why can't you be blue over me too? Oh, Leann we are. We can see your ribs and it hurts.
Recently, while eating dinner in Chicago, Leann was approached by a fellow patron who suggested Leann need to eat. This enraged Leann, who let her anger fly via Twitter, the natural choice for airing your important, worthwhile grievances. Here at No One Likes a Skinny Girl, we commend this gentleman, although we think he'd have been better off sending her a plate of bread pudding and a wink.
Now, Leann is in a skinny-bitch-tizzy because fellow twig, Giuliana Rancic recently claimed that the person she'd most like to feed at her new restaurant is Ms. Rimes herself. We get the point, but gee, that's just bad business. Everyone knows Leann isn't going to buy a single plate of pasta from you.
Which brings us to our second-ever inductee into the Eat a Cookie Hall of Fame:
The dependably under-weight Giuliana Rancic!
Dearest Giuls, we're not fooled by this "restaurant" you plan to open. I would never eat food selected by someone who probably eats kale like its a Frostee from Wendy's.
Mazel Tov to this week's inductees! Eat a Cookie! It's on us.
I want a cookie too
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